....eh the diet will start tomorrow

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Amazing #mumford&sons #snl #jasonbateman

Amazing #mumford&sons #snl #jasonbateman

Teddy is scared abt the move… and my dog.

Do u remember your first time?

Last night my best friend and i collaborated on a song. result: the cutest song ever!  the reviews are in 4 out of the 5 people loved it! one person hasn’t responded yet… and one of the four was my mom but…

A FREUDIAN SLIP IS WHEN YOU SAY ONE THING BUT MEAN YOUR MOTHER.

A FREUDIAN SLIP IS WHEN YOU SAY ONE THING BUT MEAN YOUR MOTHER.

Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last - Publilius Syrus

Capricorn Quick Reference Guide

  • Date: December 22 - January 19
  • Symbol: The Goat
  • Element: earth
  • Duality: Feminine
  • Quality: Cardinal
  • Planetary ruler: Saturn
  • As a friend: Dependable, caring, loyal, stays in touch, has your back no matter what, thoughtful, giving, listens, offers real advice, realistic, funny
  • As a lover: Slow to warm up, clear, sexual, reserved, take-care attitude, desires true romance, passionate, sincere, faithful, independent
  • Positives: Creative, sarcastic, purposefully driven, practical, go-getter, aloof, honest, steady, organizer, relationship-builder, determined, leader, self-sufficient, detail-oriented
  • Negatives: Controlling, manipulative, demanding, pessimistic, cold, painstaking, unforgiving, prideful
  • Best Matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer
  • Worst Matches: Leo, Libra
  • Hit or Miss: Aquarius, Virgo, Sagittarius
  • Your Passion: It isn't very complicated and it isn't that you desire to rule the world, but people make it so. You are very misunderstood and yet it's hard for you to be an open book. Your passion is to find love and to truly exercise your unique creativity-- to be awoken by life's real passion in all of its many forms.

Ugh

(Source: drunkonstephen)